If You Had To Bribe An Indiblogger, What would be the reason?

I'll start!

I'd bribe Renie to bring us our Indirank updates one the promised date.

[Please don't ask me to do it. Unfortunately i'm outta money. Sorry.]

Why go to Reniew, give me the money and I will give go a rank of 101/100

I would treat the guys with a Mac burger Lolz not for upping my Indirank......but for something else Lolz......guess what ?

ummm.... is it for Making you the Superintendent Officer In Charge of IndiPolice?

If cans are there in bribe than i will not care about reason....

Lazy Indicrawler, Wanted Dead or Alive

Since I do not have anything to bribe, I am planning to steal it anyways! Anyone willing to accompany?

Yeah! I'm in! But from whom are we going to steal it?

And before that, Who is Indicrawler?

@ Arti, i offered a treat instead of bribe, you call it chai pani, or vada pav treat Lolz......i don t believe in bribing though, we got to be in the loop of youngsters that is why i offered not for upping the indirank though

@ Arti, after you steal it, lock it up properly otherwise it might crawl towards my blog :-)

i wud give my kidney for all links that is being clicked in this site to lead to my blog..nah, u guys will probably hate me more than u already do now..hmmm, thats not a bad idea...renie, name ur price.

Don't you think it will be hard for you to blog if you've got to relieve yourself every 2 minutes?

xeno, note the usage of singular..smart, eh?

hmm As smart as tys [no sarcasm]

Xeno, really funny topic.. IndiPolice is ready to take a bribe for nothing..

Mag is ready for canes (read Beer cans) and I am ready to take money in cash or cheque. Sorry Credit Cards not accepted...

@Arti Lol!

@Hemal: Good deal! I'll send you a cheque of Rs. 11 as soon as possible and in return I want an Indirank of 99+1 ... how about that?

I would bribe IndiBlogger to advertise me blog here for free. But the maximum I am willing to pay is 0.0001 gm of love, 100 gm of kindness and 34718 kg of happiness.  By the way, whom should I bribe?

WOw! That is a lot! you must be rich dude!

cool!!!

You can bribe our blessed founder Renie Ravin.

hahaha Richie Rich

@ Arti  laughing out loudly ..... but Alas! your speakers are turned off.

@ Xeno Sorry to point out the mistake in what the English Professor at IndiBlogger writes. The third letter in WOW has not been capitalised by you. Can you make me the assistant Professor?

@ Hemal I am the richest, hehehe

Rajnith Indiblogger needs you to design a software using your intelligence to correct errors such as mine.

New one:

I'd bribe Pundit Commentator with a big fat book on Sexism so that she can keep herself busy with something other than taking on every single comment made on the forum.

Not cool, man.