Corrupt A Wish [Season 1]

Hola Indibloggers!

This is a really cool forum game that i'm going to start in here in this thread right now. Participate, and giggle your false teeth off the hooks.

Here are the Rules:-

• Blogger X posts something that he/she wishes for.
• Blogger Y replies with a new post and Grants her the wish but with a funny clause attached to it which corrupts the overall wish of Blogger X.
• Blogger Y also adds his/her own wish (in the same post).
• Other Bloggers reply in the same way by corrupting the wish of the last person and adding their own wish.
• Always add a new post when you reply so that we can see your faces on the left of your comment. So do not reply to individual posts. Use the text field at the bottom. Please say "GRANTED" and then corrupt the wish as imaginatively as you can.

• The fun goes on and on everafter!

For example,

I say, "I wish Anne Hathaway was my girlfriend..."

You reply something like, "GRANTED. But only when she is 90 years old. I wish I had a Ferrari."

Terms and Conditions:

• We do not debate on whether the above wish was really corrupted effectively or not.
• No Flaming, or abusive replies. If you post a wish here, remember that it will be corrupted. So don't complain if you feel insulted.
• And please do not start this same game in another thread.

Enjoy.