Valentine day thoughts of day

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, leaves before she is left and forgets before she is forgotten."  Marylin Monroe Friends feel free to share any thought on this occasion
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"A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age."  Robert Benchley
"Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few."  George Jean Nathan
"I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treasure to the world. As a sweetheart, she has few equals and no superiors; as a cousin, she is convenient; as a wealthy grandmother with an incurable distemper, she is precious; as a wet-nurse, she has no equal among men. What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."  Mark Twain
"How can something bother you if you won't let it?"  Anonymous
"No man is worth your tears, and when you find the man who is, he'll never make you cry." 
"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."  Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly." 
"Reality is for people who lack imagination." 
"Friends will abandon you in times of disgrace, but enemies will follow you to your death."  Count of Romanones Figueroa
"The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders."  Linda Festa
"I look at my myself; and see a stone, I look at my friends and see gold, But I look at you, and see a gem." 
"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. The Duchess of Windsor when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life." 
"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. The Duchess of Windsor when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life." 
You can be sure it's true love if you haven't blinked since you last saw her
A cannibal father and son on look out for food. They see a fat women , son asks : is this okay Father : too fat Then they see a skinny one Son asks again Father says : too thin Then they see an attractive model Son asks again. Father says thinkig : let's take her home and we will eat your mother
"Bad is never good until worse happens." 
"Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it."  Gordon R. ****son
"Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind."  James Graham
"A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view."  Wilma Askinas
"In business partnerships and marriage partnerships, oh, the cheating that goes on."  American Proverbs

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