Valentine day thoughts of day
"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, leaves before she is left and forgets before she is forgotten."
Marylin Monroe
Friends feel free to share any thought on this occasion
Calling all the wise and illuminated ones
Within one and a half hour valentine day will start.
My sincere best wishes to all to have a lovely valentine day
All indie valentines, can share theit precious thoughts.
Wife to husband who has been broken in all parts : tell me truly, you fell from a rickshaw or you have been flogged in the chakkar of sheila on valentine day.
What's up .
Busy proposing
On lighter note,
A man calls up tech support for computer crash,
Support: - unplug your power chord and bring it here.
The man is in front of the tech support with the chord in 15 minutes
I foudn this on Twitter.may not be relavent but still liked to share..
My Wife considers me as GOD! She never acknowledges my existance unless she needs something!
thanks hemal, for moving the thread a little. this was good thought . nice idea for the ladies.
Love is entirely a matter of chemistry. that's why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
A kiss can be a comma, question mark or an exclamation point.that's basic spelling every women ought to know.
ROFL on the toxic Waste stuff!! too Kewl!!
Very true on the Kiss sirjee... its such a true fact!
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
he he he, i ve become a full dr. now with 24 yrs exp. on hand. I sud open an office then.
A dude to waiter : a glass of water please.
Waiter : are u thirsty?
Dude : nope , just want to check if my neck is leaking
"A man's life is 20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going, 40 years of having his wife ask the same question and, at the end, perhaps having the mourners wondering too."
"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."
Oscar Wilde
"All people are your relatives, therefore expect only trouble from them."
Chinese Proverb
"Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe."
Denis Leary
"Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did."
lol dude.. this ones funny..
The man who knows how will always have a job. The man who also knows why will always be his boss.
"In business partnerships and marriage partnerships, oh, the cheating that goes on."
American Proverbs
"A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view."
Wilma Askinas
"Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind."
James Graham
"Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it."
Gordon R. ****son
"Bad is never good until worse happens."
A cannibal father and son on look out for food.
They see a fat women , son asks : is this okay
Father : too fat
Then they see a skinny one
Son asks again
Father says : too thin
Then they see an attractive model
Son asks again.
Father says thinkig : let's take her home and we will eat your mother
You can be sure it's true love if you haven't blinked since you last saw her
"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. The Duchess of Windsor when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life."
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