Indi Laughter Club.......The attack of SMIL virus ON Indi....
Hi Indies! My friend Sanjeetha is addicted to laughing from too days. Her virus has infected me too. Her and mine condition is becoming serious .......day by day......serIous by seriously laughing ....And now there is no chance to cure......So this virus is now spreading rapidly over Indiblogger. We named this virus as smil virus. (Sanju, Mohi Indi laughter.) And there is no chance of your survivals dear bloggers....... And IndiPolIce also need to get infected by this coz they .....have such a big tasks .......
........so beware........ send jokes to spread the SMIL.virus..........and Please give links to funniest posts of you blogs........
DHOOM-3:John and Hritik are on BIKE with speed of 2000 km/hr..&.Suddenly,Rajnikant overtakes them with Bicycle n says"Yenna Rascala,Save Fuel Use Cycala ............ mind it ..........
LOL 
Rajnikant is the true super hero, bicycle se bhi overtake kar liya!!!
A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth`s house while playing cricket. Rajni warned the boy to play slowly. The boy is now known as Rahul Dravid.
Before MarriageBoy: At last i can Hardly wait!Girl: Do you want me to leave?Boy: No don't even theink about it!Girl: Do you love me?Boy: Of course, always!Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?Boy: No, why are you asking?Girl: Will you kiss me?Boy: Every chance i getGirl: Will you slap me?Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?Girl: Can I trust you?Boy: Yes!Girl: Darling!!After marriage Read It backwords!!
You can be a doctor and save lives.You can be a lawyer and defend lives.You can be a soldier and protect lives.Or simply remain horny and create lives...!
Heights Of Professional Respect.. A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took Gold Utensil For Begging. ...
Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hay ??? . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . Aur Socho ! . . . . Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hain
Our laughter club's actively inactive members DEEPAK's happy b'day is today.......so let's have fun here with fun filled jokes............! The president of Club Pramod Sirg, we are waiting for your speech!
NOKIA planning to launch Rajnikant 'R' series in 2012, Features:
*20 SIMs*
*1 Year Battery Backup*
*1 TB Memory*
*100 Megapixles camera*
*TV*
*Oven*
*Washing Machine*
So gift me that mobile on your b'day!
Mr.Patel who had been called to testify at the Income Tax Department asked his accountant, Mr Shah, for advice on what to wear on the occasion. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer,Mr Butch, the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Don’t let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Confused, Mr. Patel, went to his priest, pandit Joshi; told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution on the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied pandit Joshi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. ‘Wear a heavy,Punjabi suit with a nice long dupatta,’ But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. ‘Wear your most revealing negligee, a nice V-neck.’ Confused, Mr Patel asked, "What does all this have to do with my problem with the Income Tax Department?" "Simple," replied Joshi maharaj "It doesn’t matter what you wear, you’re still going to get screwed."
log kehte hain koshish karte raho, har raste pe hope hai, aankhen dhoondhati hain aaj bhi us kamine ko, jisne kaha tha commerce le lo, jabardast scope hai
mila ki nahi woh! 
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." - Jimmy Durante.
Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apka Aziz Dost galat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?" Husband : " Main Kyun Roku? us Ne Mujhe roka tha kya.
ise kahte hai dosti!
One Santa nd his wife returned from London, Santa asks to his wife "Do I look like a foreigner ", she replied, "No" , Somebody asked me in London ,"R u a foreigner?" smsdose.com se!
Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne Banaya Hoga Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,Hansi Di Bachon Wali Suurat Di Bholi BhaaliMijaaz Dia Cool...AuRAuR DIMAG GAYA BHOOL...
Why do you shared this secret publically?
Thank you so much Sirg! That's why my head get easily burnt in less dhoop also.!
mine to aal burnt up ,now empty vessel
It's great, coz now you can fill it by something else. which will not burn. Mine is seriously burnt.
marriage, not so easy doston, ek phenyle ki goli hai aur chooste hue jaana hai.
dar lagta hai !
Life is a railway station Where love is a train, it would come & go anytime But Friendship is a railway track ==================== It remains forever so make Good Tracks
So we have a good track here on Indi! isn't it. loved this one really!
You don't have to be an idiot to work here. We'll train you.
it was a sincere ad for recruitment in a company.
Then cool!
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