Indi Laughter Club.......The attack of SMIL virus ON Indi....
Hi Indies! My friend Sanjeetha is addicted to laughing from too days. Her virus has infected me too. Her and mine condition is becoming serious .......day by day......serIous by seriously laughing ....And now there is no chance to cure......So this virus is now spreading rapidly over Indiblogger. We named this virus as smil virus. (Sanju, Mohi Indi laughter.) And there is no chance of your survivals dear bloggers....... And IndiPolIce also need to get infected by this coz they .....have such a big tasks .......
........so beware........ send jokes to spread the SMIL.virus..........and Please give links to funniest posts of you blogs........
we can fake anything...but none can fake laughter...
the motive of starting this topic is that the people visting indiblogger should leave this site with a smiling face ...
In this stressful world, people forget even to smile at their co-mates. Laughter has always been the best medicine.
So, let's all laugh....make the diseases run away from us...
share your jokes, riddles or anything happened in your life which made you laugh or some embarassing moment of yours..
lots of stuff waiting for you in this topic...thanks to mohi
Thanks to Sanjee......you infected me .....
Check out this Java Interview by Santa- http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=8427
really had a great time reading those funny jokes...that too suited for engineers like us..
you can't think coz we won't allow to do so......u're already infected......hehe he he
Hey Marathi ppl......here is a parody song on Bhatukalichya Khelamadhali on the story of my accident last yr same day ......song you wiil love it........http://vicharyadnya.blogspot.com/2010/12/blog-post_30.html
Boss: Where were you born?Sardar : Punjab ..Boss : which part ?Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why areyou removing a wheel from your auto.sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
lol! ha ha ha ! Hey thanks dear! SAhi joke che!
One fine day Mohini and Manish (mag) decided to start a group blog....(all chars. r fictitious... if there is any resemblance with indiblogosphere it's just a coincidence.)
The name of the blog......'Mission - I - M possible'
The joke of the decade-
Shri, Manish and Deepak are so busy these days that they are not on Indi-talk 24 X 7 !
ROFL...
ROFL squrare
One day Mohini and Deepak were studying for IAS.......(why are u laughing? this is not a joke.) And then they started discussing politics.......(not again, how can u think this as a joke?
) Then Mohini asked Deepak, "Dx ! India is facing so many scams....2G, 3G, CWG, wht is all this, plz explain me!" (wht's so comedy in this... i can ask such talented qs.) Deepak is very studious boy........(Dx bura mat manna...I didn't intended to hurt u, just told wht i felt....). So he immediately replied.......Answer is a gr8 guide for UPSC aspirants......2G= 2GIRLS,,,,,,,3G=3GIRLS.........CWG=CHARON WADIYON ME GALS........GALS AND GALS........! INDIA IS LUCKY MOHINI AND DEEPAK ARE STUDYING FOR IAS!
great and thoughtful answer...
ya tht's y he chosed IAS!
mohi..you both studying for ias ?
nice one,. is ias international asses society.
Of Course........!
just pun, sorry, r u seriously trying fr IAS,
@Sanj.......it's secret! but Pramodji has revealed it......y don u folks joins us? Don' t you think you are more talented than us for this scociety........
@ Pramodji! Y to sory! BTW........the time i spend on inditak.......if i can spend on IAS.......India will be lucky ..having nexy PM from Dhule........something gr8 than IAS!
@All next PM frm dhule plz don take this as NEW YEAR'S FIRST JOKE.....DECADE'S FIRST JOKE!
wish u all the luck.
thank u sir!
YOU CAN ROPE IN WISE DONKEY AS CHIEF GUEST.
needing someone is like needing a parachute, if he doesn't arrive in time ,the first time you need him, chances r you won't need him again.
absolutely true sir!
BTW! Welcome to this club....You are today's chief guest.....so the whole day......We need important discourses from you on loughing and spreading SMIL virus........
but chief gust speaks last, after all the praises showered on him.
I humbly begin, : a man enters a sacred church with his donkey, the pope infuriated, warns him,. no donkey allowed in this church,.
man : but this is religious donkey alway chanting sacred prayer. man summons donkey to start reciting,
donkey lifts two front legs and starts 'in the name of the father...........,
pope is enthralled, he says why don't you take him to holly wood, will be a sensation.
man; put something in his head, I tried so many times,.he says he will be an IAS, OR THE P.M.
ROFL......So Dhule to Hollywood.......I will convert Hollywood........By Ramayana.......... BTW......Thanks.....I didn kno.......I deserve........holywood......
so finally u got it clear , hollywood calling, but don't forget us indies, there.
no no we will be together there also!
So The Start is gr8...Hey Folks I would love to introduce.....Mr. Pramodji! He is the richest man on this earthh.......richer than..Bill Gates.....and.......Obamaji........And even Riche Rich.......too. ...He has kept his wealth uncountable wealth.......in Swiss Bank.......But He is very generous ...so today He Decided to Give all his wealth to all of us.....on 1 jan....2011.....Here he goes.........wealth of jokes.........Give him a big Hand...........
I humbly state that I m not worthy of all the accolades showered,.
Pramod ji is very humble and victorious always but Most important is He Is Generous.....So he is gona president of the club.
I humbly turn down the post,.
as I m not fit for it. you will find better ones to fill the place.
Ok sir! This is Decokratic....Club ...for the bloggers...of the bloggers and by the blggers..........all are welcome....
professor wrote on black board, : I will be busy with classes tomorrow.
one student carefully rubbed the C out, to read Lasses,
when professor saw the board, understood the prank, and rubbed the L out to read Asses.
1st prof: Shri.... Student who rubbed C:Manish.......Last Prof: who Rubbed L: Pramodji!
thx for thinking so highly of me,. honored.
ek gaon me ek joda khushi khushi rahta tha,. suddenly uski saas saath me aake rahne lagi.
aap samajh sakte hain.
ek din ghar me bhayanak aag lag gayi, aur keval saas andar rah gayi.
wo bahadur dileri se andar gaya, aag ko cheerte hue,. thodi der me khali haath wapas aaya.
thodi der baad dubaara wapas andar gaya, phir khaali haath wapas aaya.
teesari baar fir bhayanak aag me andar gaya aur khaali haath wapas aaya.
padosi ne poocha, " kya laane jaate ho bhayankar aag me,.
usne kaha, kuch nahi , bas saas ko ulataane, pultaane jaata hoon.
Height of cruelty!
If u think you are wrong, you are wrong.
corollary, if you think you are wrong, you are right.
law of doctors,
never say oops in operation theatre.
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i went to a barber shop and had a hair cut once ........ than
Me: how much ??
Barber: 25 bucks
I gave her 30 Rs
Barber: he said do u have 5 rs change ???
Me: no
Barber: dont warry mai 5 rs k baal aur kaat deta hoon
he he he , u were better thn me,.
i was stuck once in an alien land with rough barbers for shave, I was worried i would get countless cuts.
barber assured me, no worry, jitana cuts, per cut hum aapko 10 r.s. dete hain. aur aap beleive nahi karoge , ek banda to itna lucky tha poore 100 r.s. leke gaya hai.
on second look I see, u had hair cut by a lady, aur aapka sir bach gaya. I m not that brave.
@manish - bal katne ke liye bhi ladki???
When ppl get angry starts giving Galiyan...-kutte....kamine..and ....more such words which i don kno..When mohini gets angry with manish...she gives galiyann....padhaku..talented..kahike..aur gandi galiyann, are tu to... genius kahika...padhne ke alawa kuch sujtha hai kya tujhe...shrif kahika...
its a fissssss..... ohhh dass liya.....he he ha ha haw haw BTW.... ye tarif hai ya bezzati.....???
cut dis crap.....
show me real jokes.... these are eggless jokes (hehehehe)
just some feelings from the heart!!
@Deepak - Y don't you take the control....we are waiting..
I got my appendix removed.
there was nothing wrong with it, just to warn other organs of my body to do their duty properly or else.................
Wel come back sirg! ap nahi the to club band pad gaya tha!
this is really gr8!.......RoFl! :::))))))))! What a frenship....!
after seeing ur univ. result if you are not flying, means you have failed.
sahi hai ji! But where are other club members.?
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