Indi Laughter Club.......The attack of SMIL virus ON Indi....
Hi Indies! My friend Sanjeetha is addicted to laughing from too days. Her virus has infected me too. Her and mine condition is becoming serious .......day by day......serIous by seriously laughing ....And now there is no chance to cure......So this virus is now spreading rapidly over Indiblogger. We named this virus as smil virus. (Sanju, Mohi Indi laughter.) And there is no chance of your survivals dear bloggers....... And IndiPolIce also need to get infected by this coz they .....have such a big tasks .......
........so beware........ send jokes to spread the SMIL.virus..........and Please give links to funniest posts of you blogs........
The ppl of Pune are very famous for their rude instructions.... Instructions are rude but shows their talent too.........Here are tht instructions.........these are completetly real with the photos and addresses ...........these are called punery patya. http://www.busybeescorp.com/puneripatya/
agree with funda.......
two great politicians met.
congress : friend ., whenever I take a taxi, i take the opportunity to help my party. I tip the driver 100 r.s. and say remember to vote for Congress.
Bjp : friend, I also do not miss any opportunity, I give him exact fare with rebuke and tell him to always vote for congress.
boy 1 : I got a new car , laptop and a mobile all in a monthboy2: wow! what does your dad doboy 1 : he sells onions!
i don't believe bjp's brain! wonderful!
boy to his gf - darling ! what gift you want on your B'day.....Diamond jwellery, navlakha har or a beautiful sarri from B'lore? Gf - i want only 1 kg onions! boy went to himalaya with heartattack ! and gal too coz nobody cud give the gift.
ab onions 2 r.s. k.g. bikenge. itne tonnes pakistaan n china se aa gaye hai.
so no worries.
never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile
today's funda : "It is better for a women to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves."
ya oninon 2r.s per kg.! ek onion pe ek terrorist free. ek kg pe.... ek bomblast and 1 ton pe ek ek 26/11 and on one truck one kargil! free free free!
agree with Funda
Haan yeh baat to sahi hai.....ekdam! that's y men lie and women cry!
a man buys 2 kg onions, 2nd day CBI ke chaape ! from best marathi jokes http://sarvottam-marathi-vinod.blogspot.com/
three old men in a ward in hospital.
1) i have severe bowel problems, they give me all sorts of laxative but it doesn't move.
2) my bladder problem is severe, they tried all sorts of thing on me but can't urinate.
3) i move my bowels at 7a.m. exactly , then empty bladder at 8 a.m. sharp. and wake up at 9 a.m on dot.
two gals
one,- i'll marry a rich man.
second, - you can marry that man standing over there
first: how do you know he is rich
second; - his mouth smelled like he has eaten onions.
Simply irresistable! Now a man mouth smelling like he ate onions......is become so irresistable ...that a woman wants to marry with him immidiately!!!!!!!!
Joke is cool!
You are keepin this thread alive by providin oxygen jokes Sirg!
If "CON" is the opposite of "PRO", what is the opposite of PROGRESS? (from Siddharth via Buzz from Google)
@ Mohanji! Yes! welcome to Indiloughter....
@ Pramodg - Guys shud try the hairstyle.....
but guys have small hair, their reach would be less
This one is a little shaky one , please bear with it.
A man with new inventions, proudly showing to a man from bag:- this on is a folding bottle. it is called fottle.
then bring out a folding carton and says this is proudly caled a farton. on this he receives a thundering slap from the man, how dare you.
man begins to leave shaken. then the other man asks you have one more thing in your bag . whats it.
man nothing, i cannot say, its just a small folding bucket.
teacher: homework kahan hai,
student : dog ate it.
teacher: how is it possible.
student: yes teacher, bahut mushkil se khilaya usko.
When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!!!
Yanna Rascala... Mind it!!! 
Facebook declared to be closing on 15 th March......but the discion suddenly changed! Why???? Mohini opened account on Facebook!
lol @mohi
becasue we started b-friends in fb
ya we saved fb
Mg can write sign lang.......
where there is a will there is a way....
where there is RAJNIKANT, there is no other way...
fart of rajani,
rajani gandha
How To Tell the Sex of a Fly..
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
..."What are you doing?",she asked
"Hunting Flies",he responded
"Oh! Killing any?" ,she asked
"Yep,3 males,2 Females,"he replied.
Intrigued,she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He replied,
"3 were on a beer can,2 were on the phone"
True sirg! :))
two ladies talking under a mangoe tree for hours. A maongoe falls down.
one lady remarks, how did this happen.
mangoe says "tum dono ki baaten sun sun ke pak gaya hoon."
Boy to God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job and big vehicle of girls. God fulfilled his wish And He became a bus conductor of Karachi University..
thanks deepak ji, just holi moodz, so , a little jokey.
Ohho aam bhi pak gaye !
1 Santa plays Holi on every sunday - Why his friend asked - Santa said - Beacuse it's the Holi- Day
via way2 sms
i think i sud become santa,
jus to play holi
Unfortunately you cant' coz of your talent! 
It's a God gift to think like Santa!
You don't have to be an idiot to work here. We'll train you.
it was a sincere ad for recruitment in a company.
Then cool!
Life is a railway station Where love is a train, it would come & go anytime But Friendship is a railway track ==================== It remains forever so make Good Tracks
So we have a good track here on Indi! isn't it. loved this one really!
marriage, not so easy doston, ek phenyle ki goli hai aur chooste hue jaana hai.
dar lagta hai !
Thank you so much Sirg! That's why my head get easily burnt in less dhoop also.!
mine to aal burnt up ,now empty vessel
It's great, coz now you can fill it by something else. which will not burn. Mine is seriously burnt.
Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne Banaya Hoga Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,Hansi Di Bachon Wali Suurat Di Bholi BhaaliMijaaz Dia Cool...AuRAuR DIMAG GAYA BHOOL...
Why do you shared this secret publically?
One Santa nd his wife returned from London, Santa asks to his wife "Do I look like a foreigner ", she replied, "No" , Somebody asked me in London ,"R u a foreigner?" smsdose.com se!
Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apka Aziz Dost galat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?" Husband : " Main Kyun Roku? us Ne Mujhe roka tha kya.
ise kahte hai dosti!
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." - Jimmy Durante.
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