help neede with pagerank n alexa rank

 It's not quite easy to attain page rank ! you need a lot of "back links" to your blog and the foremost thing is you need to post some good as well as some creative contents which 'll benefit others so as a result they 'll create a link to your blog from their blog / sites or even share your posts in social bookmarking sites like digg , delicoius etc for the others to get benefited and eventually it 'll increase the traffic to your blog and increase in subscribers too   Even i am a new blogger and trying to get page rank as quick as possible .

Simple! Goto the Google Page Rank Store in your locality, ask for a page rank for you blog/website (you have to give them the url at this point) then pay the quoted amount. and Wohla! you have a Page Rank!

Also you can buy it online from http://buypagerank.google.com

Its off season so I think they are also offering a discount of like 30-40% depending on your blog/websites popularity and content and stuff, quiet complicated but good deal. Go for it!

Now i need ROFLing smiley...