Pls Review my satirical Blog !! बिहारी का चौपाल !!

NumaN Mishra: Ever since my childhood Word-Play has always amazed me. The Knitted use of Words has always enlightened a sense of achievement in me. Now That I have established myself as a Industry Endorsed Software Professional. With the innate quality of writing, which is the core essence of any journal, I think it’s time to pursue the Dream I have always cherished; A poet who carves Sketches in pages of time, A Novelist Who portrays Pictures through his words, A columnist in the Most Prestigious monthly (The National Geographic Magazine). I really don't have anything to do with the idiot below me aka BQ. I don't take any responsibility of any statements of Baikunth Bihari Baithe.

Baikunth Bihari Baithe Ji (BQ): A learned from the Bhojpur district who in his own words is as unemployed as Lalu Prasad in Sushashan. He specializes in giving personal remarks on politicians and expert suggestions in political issues. He also has an uncanny knack of climbing trees, grazing goats, cutting hey and his hobby is pretending to read newspapers but only upside-down. Hum upar wale Pandi ji aka Patrakar baba aka Numan Mishra ke kalpanik sahyogi hain. Haan ye baat hai ki hum unki tarah graduate nahin hain, magar unse kahin zyada samajhdaar aur funnyyy hain. Hamari angrezi ka Mazak udane se pehle apne daant gin lijiyega. hihihihi.