Why is Indirank always late? (jokes)
Well, I am back again this month with another thread at "leg pulling" 
Take it with a pinch of salt people! (this is just to ensure that the admins and mods do not kick me out of the community) 
hope everyone enjoys and desperatly hopes that atleast someone other than me will be making a contribution here this time!
As I told everyone before (in my blog post My indirank, My soulmate) that indirank indeed is a GIRL! Well, isnt it obvious by the time she takes in dressing up before coming to us???
ROFL!! 
Ahem Ahem!! i guess u really have had vast experience to girls to generalise !! lol
Indirank is the perfect Indian .........................never arrives on time!
Whats the similarity between KKR and Indirank?
Both have a consistent performance one at losing IPL and the other at losing time!
Who is Indiranks personal beautician?
Renie! and he does a good job!
and he is on to give her "the all new look" (upgrading the algorithm)
I know this was LAME.................the only thing m good at!
If and only I could give you an award for being this LAME :D
Looks like IndiRank might be delayed further - our crawler is seriously crawling this time!
Addy, your new IndiRank will be -106.
I would throw a party if its 6!! ;) lol
ohhh cum on addy!! so touchy on indirank!! ;)
@ Renie
Is there a 'negative' sign before the number? 
If not 
Crawler.........hmm......the crawler crawling.....I usually hate creepy crawlers, but this time I do wish it 'crawls' all over 'me'
Why is the crawler late?
Its stuck at one of the IPL3 blogs! Probably enjoying the "FunFeed" and IPL post match bashes.
Which team does the Crawler supports?
Mumbai Indians, cause if it would have been Deccan Chargers or Kolkata Knight Riders it would have come back from YouTube by now and would be sitting in a corner at Indiblogger, sulking.
I guess the crawler will be finishing its job only after the IPL finale! After all the crawler is INDIAN, can't help but eat, sleep & dream cricket!
Pssss I'll let you on to a secret .........INDIRANK is actually busy playing the cheerleader to the Mumbai Indians, thus the delay! 
Addy i guess you should notice hardly anyone replies to this!! lol
Yup! I start this thread on Indirank-eve every time (actually just started in March and this time) and I'm the only one posting here. There are occasional "WTFs", "LOLs" and "Get a Life" kind of comments but I mostly count them as void.
Infact this time I am getting an overwhelming response! And I'm glad that atleast people notice!
lol!! congrats for the overhelming response!! :)
Maska!! lol
lol
@ Renie IndiRank 106 for all these jokes.. cool! maybe I should start a thread too ..
nice work addy!
Sign.................only if Indirank was awarded for lame jokes that draws interest from no living being in this universe..................
You like this thread! OMG I'm gonna break down............btw which galaxy madam? I'm from ID-10 T Prime....
Lol..good one Addy..
but breaking all the odds the Indirank is finally set to arrive..:)
hahahhaah
Oh My Sweet Gawd!
People are actually noticing and even commenting on this thread!
*Emotionally Touched Moved Teased* 
how can i feel soo many weird and extreme emotions together??
Dude, you more likely to bump into me on this forum than Shashi Tharoor bumping into controversies with his tweets!
lol!! addy!!
Modi Tharoor Controversy Unveiled : The lady was actually Indirank. And so as not to be identified, she is going under the knife! Reports say that Indiblogger admin Renie is helping her in this adventure. After all Indirank belongs to Indiblogger.in!
But the question still remains unanswered, What was Indirank doing in Modi's office? 
maybe trying her luck to get some modelling campaigns fr IPL!!! 
Afterall its BIGGG MONEY!!
Lol!! Renie ab toh indirank bata do!!!
OMG! Just had a brainwave...........................What if a A Pakistani Cricekter has eloped with Indirank?
They are vella these days and also have developed a soft corner for Indian girls!
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