On Sunday, March the 22nd 2020,When India decided To lock herself down And send us— Her 1.3 billion ungrateful, undeserving, Yet beloved children—Into self-isolation To protect us From the deadly infection Of a bat-born, Spikey ball-shaped,Gorgeous-looking Infinitesimal virus With a name Befitting a royal,I set out to do What all castle-builders and nighthawks do