Lockdown meant the common greeting of "How are you?" was replaced by near unanimity with "What do you during the lockdown?"This query normally baffled me as Rip Van Winkle, the icon who slept over decades and Kumbhakarna who slept for half the year have been childhood idols claiming their right to be worshipped, For facility of those who would agree, their pictures with due apologies are provided. But whither such noble ideas?