Jesus Christ!! I am an Astrologer!!!

As the topic says! I feel like an astrologer!!! I should set up a shop and start treating people for problems of their love-life to bawasir & bhagandar!!

And why do i claim this! I successfully predicted serier of events for Kasab on 23rd April 2009 (quiet easy actually)!

"This is just a start people, the case is goin to strech longer than an average Indian's memory and probably life. I will take taareekh pe taareekh because there is no sunny deol to stop me. (The new Indian Son In-law)!"

And i again predict that he will  keep on liveing for the coming few decades as well! (I AM SICK...!)

Just when we thought he will be dead for good, here comes a reminder! According to Times of India, he is no.51 in queue for getting hanged... Please tell me, Am i wrong in my assumption??